| guys on the internet: | i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person |
| guys in my area: | if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag |
Couldn’t resist.
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND DON’T APOLOGIZE THIS IS THE BEST
(via discoveringthedoctor)
| guys: | uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying |
| guys: | ew fat chicks |
| guys: | why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying |
| guys: | ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol |
| guys: | why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it |
| guys: | oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying? |
| guys: | haha girls suck at math/science/sports |
| guys: | a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband |
| guys: | why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it |
| guys: | oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries? |